Beige the pig

 


-aka Babe, pip, prey, Mi Segalrav

- writer, researcher, zoologist

-Speed typer

- A hyperpolyglot (in animal languages)

-Outgoing and well-disposed

-Well-traveled

-Acted in many wildlife tv program commercials(as prey)

-Prolific writer, columnist, books include "Sweet Words of the Green Prairie", "A Human's Kind Friend", "The Adventure of the King of Dust", "Walking Beasts", "Sounds of nocturnal beings", "Cute Allies", "Cuter are the Slaves of Cats", "Flying Fowls", "Dog Meat Friends", "One Expression for Life"

-Final judge of the Ultimate Baby Contest

-Once had the recurring nightmare of being hunted down by predators/cannibals and then barbecued

-Can run faster than a cheetah and a speedcar

-Can't write with pen, always scribbles wildly on copies of his books at book signing

-If a fan wants to have a picture with him, simply pick him up with bare hands and take a photo (but this annoys him greatly)

-Once there was a rich guy(possibly insomniac) who resented seeing a video of him sleeping so snugly in a pillow bed, and offered big money to people to disturb his cozy sleep, and forcing him to file a police report.


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