Xiang Ye the freckled face hare

 



-aka rustic rabbit, wild village rabbit

-Loves rock music and headbanging

-Cheated on his first memory training assignment and continued to cheat after that, with hidden high tech spy recording gadgets, and later everything was confiscated, and he proved to his teacher he still was able to memorize long digits by himself

-Likes to hop around like Chinese hopping vampire

-Joined a gang called hoodlumaires, and bought a Harley-Davidson to go with his new idenity

-Went to a restaurant to collect protection fee, but instead was vituperated and deprecated by MC Old Uncle at the doorstep, a middle-aged Hokkien rapper, with mad verse, had to bail with his tail between his legs after being savagely derided.

-When asked about is he afraid of leeches, he strikes a kung fu pose.

-Loves to spread urban legends about a hare that wears clogs

-Won the friendliest pet award by helping people wash their clothes

-Rescued a lost mountaineer one night when roaming with his buddies

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